Sat, 22 Dec 2007

Stuff I Receive . . .

I get stuff forwarded to me by e-mail. You have all seen them, stories, jokes, pictures, and more. Most of them I read, chuckle about, maybe pass on, and then delete. Others, I feel are worth keeping. This is the place to keem them.

I'm a fan of puns, primarily, I suppose because most are groaners. Here are a few:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
8. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse."But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
9. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
   wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
10. DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. (I get this a lot at work!)

By the way, I removed the really bad ones . . . shows you what this section of the blog will be like!

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