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Once upon a time there lived a boy names Kent. Kent was an eight year old boy. One day, Kent was late for school. So Kent ran as fast as he could. Then Kent jumped in his car and buckled up. So his Mom Drove to school and Kent sat at his desk.

One day, Kent was so hot that his clothes burnt. When Kent saw he was on fire, he ran out of the classroom and ran into the sink. After school, Kent put five extra fans in the classroom.

One day it was one hundred and one degrees. So the teacher turned on the fan and didn't know that Kent had put on the extra fans. So, then, Fred said, “who put the extra fans?”

So Kent raised his hand and said, “I did.”

When Fred heard Kent say he did it, Fred went over to Kent and punched him. After school, Kent told his Mom that Fred punched him. So Kent's Mom told Fred's Mom that he punched him. So Fred's Mom punished him for an hour.

The next day the school was frozen. You could slide through the hallway. All year, the school was frozen. Children were throwing ice balls at each other.

One day it was so cold, Fred's boots froze to the floor. So Fred shouted for help, but no one helped him. So Fred had to take off his boots. Once a kid's skin froze when he went to the bathroom.

At the gym, the ball froze when it was in the sky. So everybody went to another school. So other people moved the school to the museum. But they didn't know the fans were still on. So the museum froze and everybody ran out.

One day, the sun froze and everyone froze. Even Kent froze.

One day, Kent melted his ice cube. So Kent went to the tallest mountain and slid down the mountain. On the way down, Kent accidently hat a rock. When he was flying in the sky. Kent saw a cabin. So he went inside the cabin and saw an old man sitting by the fire. So Kent asked him, “why are you by the fire?”

Then the man said, “I'm cold!”

So Kent went back outside and then he said, “Can I eat something?”.

Then the old man said, “You can only eat the turkey.”

After Kent ate he went back outside to play in the mountain, but Kent felt lonely. So Kent made a rocketship and went up to space and burnt the sun so it melted all the ice and the people were free.

Then Kent ran to his friends and started playing baseball with them. When Kent was up to bat, he almost hit his sister in the mouth. then Kent wacked the ball to his house which was twenty-two feet from where he was standing. After school Kent found the ball he had hit.

 

 

 

The next day at school his desk was still frozen. So he asked the teacher if shd could turn on the heater. But the teacher said, “no.” So Kent's desk had to stay frozen.

When Kent had to take out his math book, he had to get a new one. When Kent went to get his new math book, he accidently tripped and his tooth fell out. So he had to get a bag. On the way over, a drop of blood fell on Fred's head. So then Fred got Kent's tooth and made it go down the sink.

Then Kent got mad and punched Fred in his stomach. So Kent had to go to the principal's office. When Kent was at the principal's office, he was going to sharpen a pencil and accidently hit the principal's eye. So the teacher sent a note home. When Kent's mom and dad saw the letter they sent him up to his room.

When Kent was up in his room, he went to his bed and read a book. AFter he read his book, he asked his mom if he could come down. But Kent's mom said, “no!” So Kent opened up his window and jumped out.

Instead of landing on the ground, Kent landed on his neighbor's roof. So Kent had to jump off and say sorry to his neighbor. Then Kent ran away from home.

At night, Kent went to the dumpster to find food. But he didn't find any food. Instead, he found himself in the dumpster. So Kent went to the lake to atke a bath.

When he was taking a bath, he felt giant fish hitting his feet. So Kent shouted for help, but no one heard him. So then he got up and went back to his house.

Then Kent heard his mom say, “You can come down now!”

So Kent ran downstairs and sat on the couch. But Kent didn't feel good because the couch was so hard he could have broken his neck. So Kent put on the TV and sat on the floor.

Then kent had to go to school. So he had to run to the car and buckle up. When they were at school, Kent saw that he was not wearing his school uniform. So he had to drive back home to get his uniform. When it was the third recess, Kent played kickball.

After school, Kent threw up because the big fish were sick and they bit Kent. So he had to go to the doctor.

After he went to the doctor, he ate a peanut butter sandwich. Then he had to go to bed.

At night Kent dreamed that he was a super hero named Bob and he beat twelve bad guys in a row.

When it was day time, Kent went to school without his underwear. So Kent had to go to school without his underwear.

After school Kent went to get some underwear, but they weren't there. So Kent ran to the mall to buy new ones. When he as there, he couldn't find any more. So he had to go to school without his underwear.

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